**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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