oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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