Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
