i love accidental penises.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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