yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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