hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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