Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
