this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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