your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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