sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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