Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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