Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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