a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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