Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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