Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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