I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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