She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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