I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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