Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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