Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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