My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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