and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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