I want to stick my p in your. b.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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