Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He felt like a one man threesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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