Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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