Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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