I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my shit smells like andre
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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