Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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