My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
wow bdsm is so cute
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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