Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
only you would photoshop your dick
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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