I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The struggles of a small town man whore
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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