i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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