Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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