Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
