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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

(773): View more from Illinois

Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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(360): View more from Washington

I don't think brook has ever known best

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Ill do this for you.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

You are a team player.

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This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.

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(904): View more from Florida

took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.

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(810): View more from Michigan

It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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(740): View more from Ohio

we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke

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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed

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(305): View more from Florida

Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!

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