That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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