We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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