NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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