i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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