Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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