dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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