yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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