you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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