he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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