I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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