Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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