love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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