Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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