i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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