All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
