how can u be prego again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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