Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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