So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Alive.
So much puke
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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