Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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