if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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