I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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