I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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