White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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