I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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