I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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